namor + tumblr text posts (inspired by x)
someone needs to tell this to scott summers
if you look into a mirror in the dark and whisper “bisexuality isn’t inherently binary” a pansexual will immediately appear out of thin air and say “bi means two in latin”
and then a bisexual will burst through a window and nonchalantly say “yeah, but not the two you are thinking about” before turning into fae dust and flowing away while saying “sorry about your window”
spoilers: The Closet is actually Narnia. Every queer person who is “In the Closet” is actually a King or Queen of Narnia. Or All-Inclusive-Non-Binary Supreme Overlord of Narnia, as the case may be.