there should be feelings hookers
like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be
that’s a therapist
that’s the thing you just described
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.
Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey
This is hilarious omfg
I A<M LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY SHIT
IM FUCKING DEAD
I feel like this is something I need to watch when I get home.
I really want to claim your ass
I don’t know how she could still eat when listening to that
I’d be like
…I want it.
It was only a matter of time before I made a LOK/Mean Girls crossover.
IT’S SO DUMB BUT I COULDN’T SLEEP UNTIL I DID IT.
literally perfect canon imo
omg why can’t i stop laughing
ive made the decision to reblog this everytime i see it on my dash
BECAUSE ITS FLIPPING BRILLIANT
I like how this is implying Amon needed good soil so he could grow a little brother like a plant.
also married the moon spirit what now
that’s like the second time this has come up
after he MOVED TO A PLACE WITH