chuckle-voodoos:

aranyeha:

there should be feelings hookers

like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be

that’s a therapist

that’s the thing you just described

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cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

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ERMAHGERD IT’S THE SPICE GIRLS!!!!!/1KLJLWEFD

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failure-sounds-better:

yuriflavoredshortcake:

aha hAHAHAHAHAHAHGDSYUEYUDSJIKEFHBUSI

Bloodbender butt.

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koryandr:

hinokit:

that-gif-person:

metalimagerykinetics:

drtanner:

hainabstolemypants:

toastradamus:

weeaboo-chan:

laughingalonewithklingon:

acelebritysbodypart:

alilyinhighgarden:

Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey

This is hilarious omfg

I A<M LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY  SHIT

hyoly FUKC

IM FUCKING DEAD

I feel like this is something I need to watch when I get home.

I really want to claim your ass

I don’t know how she could still eat when listening to that
I’d be like  

…I want it.

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tahnoseyeliner:

benditlikekorra:

meggannn:

tahyesimo:

quillery:

It was only a matter of time before I made a LOK/Mean Girls crossover.

IT’S SO DUMB BUT I COULDN’T SLEEP UNTIL I DID IT.

literally perfect canon imo 

omg why can’t i stop laughing

ive made the decision to reblog this everytime i see it on my dash

BECAUSE ITS FLIPPING BRILLIANT

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i caN’T STOP (x)

I HAVE NO COHERENT WORDS FOR THIS GIF.

OH MY GOD.  WHAT EVEN?

FUCKMEICAN’TBREATHEHALP

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I think Thorki is disgusting.

riddlemehiddleston:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

mikkithegazette:

No way in hell would I ever ship two brothers. I don’t do it with the Salvatores, I don’t do it with the Winchesters.

Incest is disgusting in general.

oh my god that picture

 #I shouldn’t be laughing that hard

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spark of constellation: silkchemise: shit-nick-korra-fans-say: SPOILER ALERTI like how this...

silkchemise:

shit-nick-korra-fans-say:

SPOILER ALERT

I like how this is implying Amon needed good soil so he could grow a little brother like a plant.

also married the moon spirit what now

that’s like the second time this has come up

why

after he MOVED TO A PLACE WITH

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