(YES I WROTE A PARODY IN ALL CAPS YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT)
(shang)
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT AMON
DID THEY SEND ME KORRA
WHERE IS LIN
BEIFONG?
YOU ARE SPOILED, THE WORST I’VE EVER MET
AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH
KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
TRANQUIL AS A FORREST
BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
YOU MUST FIND INNER PEACE
LIKE A LEAF IN THE WIND
YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE SPIRIT SIDE
AND YOU NEED TO GET A CLUE
KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
(korra)
I REALLY WANNA GO PRO-BEND
MAYBE THAT AMON IS BUMI
WHY DID THE WHITE LOTUS KEEP ME ALL COOPED UP?
(tenzin)
AMON’S GOT HER SCARED TO DEATH
(korra)
HOPE HE DOESN’T STEAL MY BENDING
(bolin)
NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I WASN’T TIED UP
(shang)
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
TIME IS RACING TOWARD US
TILL AMON ARRIVES
WORK ON ALL YOUR BENDING
AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
YOU’RE TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE WAR
SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU’RE THROUGH
HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
BE A MAN
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
BE A MAN
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
HYEAH!
((FUCKING GENIUS. OMG.))
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU
YESSS LETS THIS BE CANNON
I LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY
I THINK I MIGHT SING THIS AND MAKE IT LEGIT.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS PLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSEEE
(Source: legendofkorraholyshit)
#Then he looks down, sees boobies, exiles Korra for great dishonor #series ends
#Gonna make an Avatar out of you