March 2012
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
“THIS SHIP WILL SAIL ON THE OCEAN OF OUR TEARS!”
– marchionessofblackadder , on the Rumplestiltskin/Belle ship from “Once Upon A Time”
excuse me whilest i go die at the perfection of this.
(via destinybackstage)
February 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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“Look how your children grow up. Taught from their earliest infancy to curb their...”
– Voltairine de Cleyre (via petitefeministe)
The best part of this essay is when she advocates for children to be brought up with no gender-role stereotyping, and gets in some not-so-subtle digs at heterocentricism and heterosexism in the process.
Did I mention this was written over a hundred years...
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It's official, boys and girls.
dirkstridersarms:
horrormoans:
jessiphia:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
gracie-and-her-wonderland:
Beast Boy is red in the DC reboot. the cover art for the upcoming Ravagers comic ( BB’s first appearance since the reboot) Shows him sporting red fur:
RIP Beast Boy’s green fur.
Read more about the release here:
http://www.themarysue.com/ravagers-worlds-finest-new-52/
HUH?
That...
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Why are there no comments on how cute Tom and his...
Me during the episode:
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“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
